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Looks like audition time at Chinook Winds in Lincoln City

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There are a lot of hopeful seagulls lining up on the beach in front of the Chinook Winds Casino Resort. They’ve been flying in all day from throughout the Central Coast after they learned the casino was holding auditions for “Jonathan Livingston Seagull” impersonators. Audition officials will put them through their paces at portraying JLS’s life-journey:

* Being fed up with fighting for food
* Perfecting his passion for flying
* Studying hard in a “Heavenly Seagull Flight School”
* Mastering the art of being faster than Santa Claus at being instantly everywhere all at once
* Returning to Earth as a spiritual flight guru
* Creating gang franchise opportunities for “Outlaw Seagulls”

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