While the Department of Homeland Security has been reportedly cutting the Coast Guard’s budget, along with that of FEMA and the Transportation Safety Administration, Homeland Security agents have found a new, “creative” way to spend those dollars – by going on a panty raid at a Kansas City lingerie store.
We know it sounds far fetched, like a couple of Dan Akyroyd and John Belushi look-alikes pulling off a gag raid, but the story is running in legitimate news outlets nationwise and on network television. Including Fox News.
If it’s true, it would be a clear case of Grandpa in Hee Haw rising up in a corn field to exclaim: “Fact is stranger than the truth.”
Here’s the story in the Kansas City Star. Click here.
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